At Bridge Ward News we can understand why “Dame” (it can only be a matter of time) Bryony Rudkin doesn’t have us on her Christmas card list. It hurts, obviously, as we’ve decided that she is one of the treasures of Bridge Ward. OK, she’s not a great representative, but that’s to misunderstand her essence. She can give us something to aspire to, if only we had the Labour Party contacts we too could have £400 a day consultancies and live on Corder Road. We should be happy that she has chosen to grace Bridge with her presence. Chanty’s loss is surely our gain. However it hurts, it really does, that we did not get on a post card from her latest all expense paid holiday, sorry fact finding trip, to South Africa during their summer. She was funded by the International Aid budget, which was a truly creative way of using this budget as some bureaucrat obviously worked out that the presence of Dame Bryony is a greater boon to the poor of South Africa than something dull like HIV vaccines or school text books. Did you hate geometry classes and booster shots? Me too. So we have to once again leap to her defence when those blackguards at Ipswich Spy make sarcastic comments about our Bryony. Hands off our Bryony. She brings light, joy and local government best practices to all who meet her.
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