Ed Miliband has been told that he’s too ugly to be Prime Minister. I think that this is unfair.
To stop this unfairness it’s time for Ipswich’s own camel lookalike, David Ellesmere, to come to Ed Miliband’s rescue.
So here’s my proposal. David Ellesmere should get his picture taken with Ed Miliband. A lot. I’ll plaster them all over this site, just as I did with Gordon Brown and Chris Mole. All in the interests of fairness, you see.
In this way people will realise that Ed Miliband is not Britain’s ugliest man. That’;s beacause this individual will be in the photograph.
So go on David, use your unique powers to scare young children and turn milk sour to your party’s advantage.
Time to take up the load, Ellesmere
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